Chapter 1509 Brother-in-law, Run Away—Love Me!
ueyan, who was usually as sharp as ice and snow, didn't expect to be so clumsy sometimes."Xueyan, you lost. Remember who said that if we lose, we can't blame anyone else"Ye Fan watched her with intere..."Aw!"
The python emitted a chilling hiss, its body, thicker than a bucket, slithered rapidly toward the end of the corridor.
In a personified manner, it swore that it would tear the culprit who dared to ruin its good deeds to shreds.
Seeing the giant python charging toward them, Duan Xing, who was still hanging from Li Nanfang's neck like a koala, was completely terrified.
"Look, now even if I didn't want to take care of it, I couldn't, could I"
Even with the situation so dire, Li Nanfang was still able to maintain an unwarranted composure.
Even he was puzzled by this noble composure, wondering where it had come from.
But soon he would find out.
He possesses an unparalleled nobility, emanating from the black dragon concealed within his very being.
After losing his memory, Li Nanfang forgot many people and things, but he never forgot even a single detail of all the happy times he shared with Heilong growing up.
The black dragon now, compared to last year, is more vivid in shape and its color has deepened by more than double. Its illusory form is gradually becoming clearer, as if you could reach out and grab its horns, then ride on its neck, kicking its belly with your toes to make it soar through the clouds. The two of them would then travel the world for free.
The dragon was born from a snake, but its status and position are far superior to that of the snake. Even in the folk calendar of the twelve zodiac animals, the dragon rides on the head of the snake, and this has remained unchanged for thousands of years - the snake can only obediently be the dragon's younger brother.
Since the Black Dragon is the eldest brother, would he still be afraid of a little snake
Who said that pythons had long since transcended the category of snakes, no longer being mere serpents but independent pythons
Whatever it is, as long as it's small and wriggles when it crawls, it has to be the dragon’s underling.
There's no room for negotiation on this.
Whoever dares to glare at Dragon Boss will suffer the most brutal punishment.
So, when the enraged python, its form writhing as it rapidly charged forward, the Black Dragon also rose from Li Nanshan's dantian qi sea, bursting through the air and letting out a clear dragon roar: "Taishan Stone dares to stand here, a hundred ghosts avoid!"
However, it's a pity that the giant python, considered humble in front of Hei Long Mian, is a formidable creature in reality. Hei Long can only be confined within Li Nanfang's body cavity, roaring angrily and circling up and down, constantly cheering on his host, "Don't be afraid of it, go and kill it." But for now, that seems to be all they can do.
With the cheers of the Black Dragon behind him, Li Nanfang took a deep breath, reached out and pulled away Duan Ling who was hugging his neck, lifting her up before seemingly casually throwing her out.
This is the realm.
Just like throwing women outward, the python knocked Shen Yun unconscious.
But Li Nanfang, on the other hand, used his ingenuity to make his body gently flip twice above the black hole before landing steadily on that small platform.
"Brother-in-law!"
After landing with both feet, Duan woke up from the overwhelming visual shock of the python attack and cried out in distress, "Brother-in-law!"
"Now, let's see how your brother-in-law rids the people of harm. Come on, Strong, Strong, Strong, Strong!"
Li Nanfang lowered his head to glance at her, his right elbow holding the military saber curved in front of his chest, his left fist placed under his ribcage, his right leg raised with his knee bent at a standard ninety degrees. He chanted melodies from Peking opera, like Yang Zirong from "Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy," radiating an air of grandeur and uniqueness that made Duan Lingxing drunk with admiration.
Brother-in-law struck a dashing pose, his body slightly leaning forward, about to bravely charge at the winding giant python. Just as he was preparing to fight it for three hundred rounds, a stream of water arrows shimmered under the firelight and shot towards him like lightning.
Li Nanfang, who was reveling in his air of superiority, was caught off guard and could only lower his head. However, he still couldn't dodge the water arrow.
With a loud "whoosh", Li Nanshan was enveloped by the python's saliva.
Many venomous snakes, especially cobras, will spit a stream of water when attacking their prey.
That's no ordinary water, it's poison.
Venom spurting on the skin of the shoulder is not a big deal, just rinse it with water immediately and you'll be fine.
If it gets into your eyes, the glassy eyeball will be immediately burned by the poison. Even if you are lucky enough to survive, you can only wear sunglasses on the streets for the rest of your life, and hang up a sign with eight big characters: "Iron Mouth Divination, Honest and Trustworthy".
It was obviously not spitting venom, but a giant python suddenly spurted out a jet of water.
Actually, the vast majority of pythons are non-venomous.
They were already enormous and terrifying, if they had poison sacs, who else could survive
Heaven is fair, only when it wants to be.
A python without a venom sac, spitting out this jet of water, it's just the seawater it drank, mixed with some small fish and shrimp.
Snakes can swallow things many times larger than themselves and can spit them back out if they could remove their teeth.
Therefore, it has no sense of disgust. It wouldn't feel nauseous when spitting things out. It's actually perfect for doing that kind of thing with handsome guys—since it lacks disgust, it can easily spray the seawater it drank to attack enemies, making it an instinct.
Although seawater is not poisonous, it smells bad.
Nobody gave the python any Chinese herbal medicine to prevent bad breath.
Not only does it stink, but it's also sticky.
Li Nanfang felt like he had been doused with a bucket of glue. When he raised his hand to wipe it off, he felt sticky and heavy.
When I opened my eyes, everything was hazy and blurry. I couldn't see anything clearly.
But one could still hear fragmented, shrill cries: "Brother-in-law, be careful!"
The screams pierced Li Nanfang's eardrums at the same time as a sharp gunshot rang out.
Zero fired sporadically.
From the time Duan family children entered high school, they were enrolled in military academies. After graduation, they went straight into military service. Basically, every one of them was a skilled marksman, whether it was real guns or any other kind of firearm.
In a moment of desperation, fearing her brother-in-law Duan Lingxing would do something rash, she remembered the gun in his hand. She immediately raised her hand and pulled the trigger.
If Duan Xing misses the target again, being so close and with such a large target, she might as well jump into the black hole.
Bang!
After the gunshot, Duan Lingxing watched as the bullet, after hitting the giant python with pinpoint accuracy, bounced back like it had hit steel, flying who knows where.
The python's might is formidable, impervious to blades and guns.
After the crisp gunshot, Duan Xing, who had been terrified, suddenly felt an odd calmness. He held his gun in both hands and aimed at the giant python's blood-red left eye, pulling the trigger again.
She still didn't believe it.
Anaconda's body is impervious to bullets and its eyes can withstand bullet impacts.
If that were true, Miss Duan Si would definitely kneel and shout, "Oh my god! I worship you!"
Bang!
The sharp sound of gunfire rang out again.
No, it wasn't a repetition, but a continuous series of rings.
There's no way, Duan also wanted to hit the giant python's eyes with a single shot.
And she was very confident in her marksmanship, as long as the python didn't keep its guard up, she would just shoot wherever it was.
It's just that it's obvious, the python is just a clueless brute. Unlike those smitten with Miss Duan Si's beauty, who could be foolish and stand there, letting her handle them.
The second bullet roared and shot towards the python's left eye like a bolt of lightning, but it only flinched slightly.
It turns out that bullets traveling at over 300 meters per second are still no match for the speed of a python's head strike.
The bullet struck the python's left eye, three inches outside of it, and ricocheted back as usual.
Thus, it happened three times. He knew that the pistol was making a click-click sound, but no bullets were being fired anymore.
The handgun that Duan Yuxing used wasn't a futuristic laser pistol like the ones seen in sci-fi movies. It was simply a regular gun, and with every pull of the trigger, a stream of azure blue laser beams would shoot out continuously.
The bullets ran out quickly.
Two clicks of the hammer followed by two sharp reports echoed within the pistol before Duan Lingxing finally tossed it aside. With his left hand gripping a rock, he leaped out of the cave mouth.
When my brother-in-law's attempt to show off backfired and he was covered in python saliva, frantically rubbing his eyes, my sister-in-law, like a warrior possessed, fearlessly leaped out of the cave. She had already grabbed her halberd from behind her waist.
Both a water sting and a handgun were weapons provided by the National Security Bureau agents to Li Nanfang and the other person.
When she went down into the water, Duan Xing's set of weapons disappeared somewhere. Now she was equipped with two pieces of self-defense gear given by Li Nanfang.
A hand gun can't even handle a python, what use is a little water strider
This principle is so simple, Duan Xing certainly knows it.
Because she knew, she held the water-splitting thorn tightly, gritted her teeth, and pounced on the giant python.
Her brother-in-law was currently in a panic, unable to look, constantly at risk of being bitten and crushed by the python's sharp teeth.
The little sister-in-law only hopes that she can use her life to buy the most crucial escape time for her brother-in-law.
After all, when the python bit her, its mouth was full, so it couldn't hurt her brother-in-law for the time being. Then he could wipe away his tears and escape in a panic.
To die for her brother-in-law—at this moment, this thought became Duan Lingxing's biggest, and only, desire.
Her lips were curved into a smile.
Her eyes sparkled with mischief.
She was shouting: "Brother-in-law, run away——love me."
As she uttered the last word, she had already leaped towards the giant python. Her hands held aloft the water-splitting spear, and she thrust it viciously into the python's body.
She didn't dare to hope to stab the python in the eyes.
Although she knew the python's eyes were its weak point.
If the giant python can dodge bullets, how could it possibly dodge her water-splitting thorns
Of course you can dodge.
Therefore, Duan Xing would not stab its eyes, but rather its body.
Even if it wasn't a sting, as long as she could land on it and make it furiously open its mouth to bite her, she would succeed.
Who's there
I can understand the scattered nature of love.
The python was so huge that even with his eyes closed, Duan Xing could feel its scales against his skin.
There were no surprises.
Just like a stray splinter stabbing into the python's flesh, the tip slid out at a slant.
Under the powerful impact, Duan Ziling couldn't stop his momentum and directly crawled onto it.
As soon as his forehead touched the slimy, disgusting python's body, Duan Lingxing turned around abruptly, looked up at the giant python with its bloody maw gaping wide and snarling down at him — and smiled.
She didn't know why she was smiling in the last moment of her life.
Could it be that she enjoys this way of dying
Or, she finally managed to draw the giant python's full attention. Perhaps when it was about to bite her, she gave her brother-in-law precious time to escape
In the end, Duan laughed, as the giant python's maw gaped wide enough to swallow a man whole.
Then, she saw—
What did she see
She, she actually saw, as the cobra reared up its body and opened its mouth wide just about to strike down, a person suddenly flew over like being kicked hard in the ass by a mad bull, whooshing past the side and straight into the cobra's mouth.
With
a pair of razor-sharp, half-meter-long fangs.
After something suddenly appeared in the python's mouth, it instinctively bit down.
Tap, tap.
With a splash of foul saliva, the python's massive jaws snapped shut.
"What's going on"
"That person... who was it" segment asked, bewildered.
Like the seductive aunt, please collect everyone: () The seductive aunt updates the fastest."Kang Weiya snorted coldly and took the cup of water.Director Hong's smile widened even further. To be able to pour water for such a big shot was an opportunity that ordinary people would fight tooth...